I am tired of people telling me that I am NOT fat even though I am so fat that I look like a polar bear. Quit lying to me to comfort me people, I bet you all will be secretly pleased when I resemble a grizzly huh??
I must must try to shed all my disgusting flabs, especially those on my legs, using the method taught in the video above. Sounds like a really trusty and good video and I shall have to stick to half an hour of these muscle-building, leg-fat-burning, kira-killing, super-sweating exercises daily. Oh dearie me. My fats tremble in utter horror at the thought of that.
Apart from that, I shall consume less oily and sweet food, no? In fact I will eat much less, shouldn’t I? But the point is that my life’s pleasure is all in eating (and sleeping, which make the most fat-pleasing combination), I guess forgoing my food is going to be really hard.
I know I should exercise everyday and run and yadda yadda. But all you exercise freaks buay sian one meh? Like run everyday also very sian and tiring right? Muscles tired, hair sweaty and smelly, and clothes all soaked….not to mention that my thigh skin will itch when I run. Aishhhhh….
But if I don’t run, how am I ever going to shed all my disgusting lipids and get a much coveted good figure huh? You tell me lar. My legs are fat like elephant’s already lehs! :(((((
Okay I must resolve to shed all my fats! Must lose 1kg each week! All the way till I lose enough to look good.
Yeah yeah all the haters are going “she is so shallow!” and “beauty is not important, character is more important”.
Who says that you cannot be good looking (have a good figure at least) AND have a good character huh? What is with such a warped argument with a even more warped logic? Tell you what, such lame stuff is used to comfort people who are fat and have no will to lose it.
Now I urge all of you who think that you can still lose some pounds, whether it is for health reasons or for beauty reasons to join me in weight lose!
Remember this: there is no ugly woman, but there is lazy woman.
Fight fats today! 😀